We decided not to fight the final boss and we all got married
I got married to Clarg since I was dead and Satan didn’t get married at all lmao
oh yea the campaign was Lost Mine of Phandelver btw
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LIKE THE METALLICA SONG? LMAO
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Ok. Homebrew is allowed for articles, right?
Actually, could I make a page for my BBEG?
Kind of like Gob’ Teh.
We’re currently preparing for an open-world homebrew campaign DMed by Satan’s player. If we’re evil we get to eat babies so we’re obviously going to all be evil. After, I’m homebrewing a campaign about an unknowable fleshmass homunculus.
I’m still mad at him for sending me to the Flirt Realm
Still gay inbred fools running around, flirting with people.
Actually, Cleric Guy rolled a Nat 20 twice, then rolled a Nat 16, plus 1 extra seduction from perfume and every woman in the bar and 2 men (me included) swooned over him lmao
I’m doing the Lost Mine of Phandelver campaign. Here’s some funny stuff about it.
Canonically, we’re all just a bunch of gay inbred idiots flirting with each other, accompanied by Satan and a racist dark elf.
ROLES LOL:
Me, lightfoot halfling rogue. My feet glow in a 1 inch radius so that it’s not useful
A racist vampire, other rogue. He can’t see in bright light and his only spell creates bright light lmaooooo
An inbred crossbreed. (wizard I think??????) We’re all trying to flirt with his brother.
Satan, the warrior. Forest dwellers who doesn’t like to get dirty. Goddammit.
A random guy. I think he’s a cleric??????????
QUOTES:
DM: Are you looking for something?
Wizard idk his character name: The key to Satan’s heart
(Wizard got inspiration)
Me: Hey (wizard), are you this orange, cause I’m gonna skin you!
([wizard] gets very worried)
Im tired of writing about the gay inbred fool campaign
I rolled 40 of each dice lmaooo
Dragonborns are always an option.