We decided not to fight the final boss and we all got married

I got married to Clarg since I was dead and Satan didn’t get married at all lmao

oh yea the campaign was Lost Mine of Phandelver btw

No offense to all the people who are in it, but I stumbled into this randomly.

I was expecting this to be more....lively. I just started play dnd.

I was looking for advice when going across here.

FrozenMagma

I’m doing the Lost Mine of Phandelver campaign. Here’s some funny stuff about it.

Canonically, we’re all just a bunch of gay inbred idiots flirting with each other, accompanied by Satan and a racist dark elf.

ROLES LOL:

Me, lightfoot halfling rogue. My feet glow in a 1 inch radius so that it’s not useful

A racist vampire, other rogue. He can’t see in bright light and his only spell creates bright light lmaooooo

An inbred crossbreed. (wizard I think??????) We’re all trying to flirt with his brother.

Satan, the warrior. Forest dwellers who doesn’t like to get dirty. Goddammit.

A random guy. I think he’s a cleric??????????

QUOTES:

DM: Are you looking for something?

Wizard idk his character name: The key to Satan’s heart

(Wizard got inspiration)

Me: Hey (wizard), are you this orange, cause I’m gonna skin you!

([wizard] gets very worried)

Im tired of writing about the gay inbred fool campaign

A Gunslinger that uses pixies instead of guns.

After negotiating with pixies they came to an agreement.

They will provide whatever the pixies desire. in return they will cast magic missile at whatever he points them at.

During negotiations 8 total pixies were recruited. they stay in a custom made belt while in combat. the belt is enchanted to keep the pixies invisible while touching it.

Visually the belt has 8 small seats positioned along the hips, 4 on each side. the seats have tiny straps to keep the pixies from falling out to easily but the pulling motion of the gunslinger is enough to easily slip them out.

being creatures of the Fey wild they have had their tribe keep a tether spell to bring them back incase of fatal damage.

The pixies ,while capable of casting more than just magic missile, will only cast other spells at a cost.

The number of pixies is kept at 8 to take in account of action surges.

The pixies desires can be announced at any time. they typically range from this or that food item they havent seen, to even making directional calls while traveling. as they have their own enemies they have a standing request to keep a wide birth of the more dangerous ones.

Me and my friends were tossing around the idea of a D&D themed podcast, centered around the lore (the structure of the common races, history of the Forgotten Realms, etc.). Does anyone have any suggestions as to what point to start? Maybe any titles or themes?

How yall doin?

I rolled 40 of each dice lmaooo

Based off direct spells.

I sent this to Fandom so they can fix it!

There's a dungeons.fandom.com wiki about Dungeons and Dragons. But there's no dungeonsanddragons.fandom.com It says "We couldn't find an English wiki at this URL, but here are related wikis in other languages"

So I tried naming a new community dungeonsanddragons.fandom.com. But it said there already was a wiki with that address which goes to dungeons.fandom.com But it doesn't.

Could you make dungeonsanddragons.fandom.com redirect to dungeons.fandom.com?

Hey y’all,I’m new to DND and I find it really fascinating and entertaining and I would like to play it.But I don’t know how to.Would y’all teach me the basics of DND or anything else I need to know about it?

Here is my discord if y’all want to:Panfusion#4633

Any good stories anyone?

So one of my friends tiefling wizard wants to have a dinner plate as a companion, and i dont know if I should allow it. i mean, it fits with the backstory and everything. . .

I can't find a stat block or any information regarding that, but it seems like a reasonable race to be able to play because dragonborn are similar in appearance and abilities.

@QibliTheSandwing07 maybe we can talk here? So it’s not off topic y’know

I´m sorry to bother but I just want to say the character sheet is so confusing. I just wanted to be an elf bard, man.

Why does it have 10k+ pages but only 38 posts

Trying to keep the creative juices flowing, anyone wanna give me some new npc frameworks?